Why isn't monopoly money accepted everywhere?

It's 1:30 am... We just left the city of sin and are heading home.. I'm having a mixed array of feelings..

I'm excited to get home and hug my family and sleep in my bed... At the same time I am sad to see this tour come to an end.. I have met some amazing people, some shitty people, rocked some awesome shows, slept on random floors, had zero personal time, abused my liver, suffered from sleep deprivation, eaten way too much ramen, seen 26 Wal Marts, gone 5 days without a shower, broken into college locker rooms, hung out in anarchist collectives, rocked the hell out of the hard rock, been detained by police for eating free food and had the time of my life.. But the idea of seeing everyone at home sounds soooooo amazing.. We have the best friends/fans ever and this tour has proved it. I can't wait for the show Saturday where we can all be re-united!

Cheers to the end of this tour and the success it's been..

Now back home for some much needed R&R.

Love you all,

Brandon

The versatility of the horseshoe

During the last two weeks I have come to realize that the horseshoe mustache (reffered to some as the handlebar) is the united facial hair symbol of bad ass. It is accepted everywhere by everyone. Whether you are at a truck stop in Bakersfield or a bowling alley in Denver drinking miller high life for free, people respect the stache. It is sad however that those who do not have the power to wear this solid state of manly hair below their nose and along their chin will never really be able to understand the power of this particular stache.....


Even though I look like a creep..

Horseshoe